obviously the people who designed most high heel insoles are either fucking crazy or have never worn heels before because yOUR HEEL. DOES NOT NEED CUSHIONING WHEN ALL OF YOUR WEIGHT IS BEIBG SHIFTED ONTO THE BALLS OF YOUR FEET GODDAMN

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

If you see me at a con:

totalspiffage:

  • Please say hi
  • Please introduce yourself
  • I want to meet you too
  • If you’d like a hug, just ask
  • Unless you’re in unsealed body paint
  • Photos are cool too.
  • I WANT TO SAY HELLO TO PEOPLE IN PERSON LIKE OMFG I LOVE MEETING PEOPLE AT CONS
Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

imawanchor:

you were named after the two bravest men i know, macklemore macklemore

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

bumbleshark:

how to make your otp more awesome: pacific rim crossover

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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singlernom:

when you text somebody for the first time and their texting style is completely different from yours 

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